Predicting The Oscars 2019

Well, the time has finally come once again. After what seemed like the longest awards season in history, the 91st Academy Awards will premiere tomorrow on ABC. For months, the Oscars have been wrought with controversy and the show hasn’t even premiered yet. Needless to say, no one knows just what will happen tomorrow so,…

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Happy Death Day 2 U

Happy Death Day 2 U is the convoluted sequel to Blumhouse’s surprise hit film sold off the simple genius of its premise: “What if Groundhog Day was a horror movie?” The sequel is patently ridiculous, remarkably schlocky and boldly enters into a whole new dimension of absurdity. But, as far as I’m concerned, that’s the…

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The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part

From its redundant title, obnoxious music, confusing meta-narrative to its insistence that Chris Pratt was more likable when he was fat, The Lego Movie 2 feels hastily assembled in comparison to its effortlessly creative predecessor. It’s been five long years since The Lego Movie first graced the world with its presence. An inventive, touching story…

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